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Most yogurt eaten
When:
Wednesday, 28 Sep 2005
Who:
Brandon Neuenschwander
Details:
Brandon shoveled down four (4) pounds of flavorful vanilla yogurt in nine (9) minutes. Within the first three (3) minutes, he had obliterated the first of the two (2) 2-pound vats of the bone-and-teeth-friendly treat. About 1/2 way through the second vat, Brandon stopped to enjoy some fresh Pepsi. After the ensuing belch-fest, he got back to it, finishing the second vat at about the nine-minute mark. Done! Lookers-on observed the ghostly whiteness that had come over Brandon's complexion, some fearing that failure (regurgitation) was imminent. Like a rock, Brandon did not falter; he kept the yogurt down. His skeletal system rejoiced, "I'm gonna be so much stronger, now!"

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