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Thursday, 10 May 2007
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Tim Hillman
In what was the inaugural challenge for the Pennsylvania branch of challengers, Tim drank down about 116 ounces of fresh, wholesome 2% milk. He paced himself well, getting to about twelve (12) ounces left with seven (7) minutes to go in the hour. Then, cube-neighbors "heard moaning coming from his cube until we heard the whoshing sound and [liquid] hitting the garbage can". That's right, Tim did this challenge in his cube. One neighbor fled the area after the five (5) milk trucks came driving up out of Tim's dairy case. Tim: "I thought I was going to make it, and then the donkey kicked and it was over. About five (5) good flows of the white stuff".
Another spectator, when asked about the aftermath, stated that he did not want to get too close to the destruction, understandably. He did, however, surmise that Tim had eaten a hot dog for breakfast, presumably from the odors/sounds emanating from Tim's cube. Was Tim practicing for the wiener dog challenge, potentially? We may never know, but one thing is for sure -- Tim is one tough competitor: after making a milk pond in a trash bag, Tim "just kinda wiped his chin and was fine". Unphased. Hopefully the world will learn more about this milk maniac through his future endeavors... We shall see. Moo.

Did not achieve goal! Tim was trying for one (1) gallon of milk. Maybe next time, Dairy King.
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